A strange visitor from another time lands in the present day to study the bathroom habits and daily routines of the world's next great leader. When his girlfriend challenges the visitor, tensions rise. Only The Chronicler knows the truth, and only he has the power to make things right.

Set in Toronto in the early nineties, Richard Hesseman's notorious film chronicles the life of a young man who is forced to choose between the woman he loves and his loyalties. When Carmine hits the streets, his bosses send him an ultimatum -- finish the job or pay! Featuring the song "Liszt Millipede" by Lanark. Watch the exclusive interview and theatrical trailer at www.spankhaus.com.

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